Of course, never easy to please, I'm annoyed at having spider veins on my chest. People who love me are quick to point out superficial, snaky purple lines are better than being dead from cancer. Yeah, whatever. Sometimes I'm just vain.
My last visit with Dr. Shulman lasted about 1 1/2 minutes. She walked in, said "yep, great... moisturize, moisturize, moisturize... see ya in two weeks." She recommended Crisco. Since I couldn't bring myself to buy a vat of grease, I made up my own skin care regimen. I call it "whatever was in my cupboard". Original, huh?
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