Tuesday, April 1, 2008

April 1 - Fool's Clarification

Ahem. Perhaps I need to reconsider the info sharing from the last post.

No, I am not planning bicep augmentation and pointy elfin ears (although I think they're quirky and adorable). A chin re-structure and additional fingers are also out of the question. Nor am I considering buttock boosters. (Although now that you mention it, that area is a bit flat and tends to get saggy with age.)


Mostly what I meant was laser hair and spider vein removal, and an abdominoplasty. (Do you know they actually move your belly button hole?) I wonder if the "After" is worth more surgery, even at discount prices...





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